Obama Megalomania

Barack Obama had this to say yesterday:

“I don’t intend to lose this election. John McCain doesn’t know what he’s up against right now. He can talk all he wants about Britney and Paris, but I don’t have time for that mess.”

I’m sorry for ridiculing you, Barack. I know how unstable you are, and how upset you get when you’re criticized. But you are so over the top ridiculous, I just can’t help it.

I don’t intend to lose this election“? Isn’t that, like, up to American people? I mean, do you think you have some kind of divine ability to overcome the will of millions of Americans by your own mighty will?

John McCain doesn’t know what he’s up against.” My bad. You DO think you’ve got awesome and majestic powers. “Oh, mighty Obama! All mankind trembles at your Messianic wonderfulness! Please do not destroy the infidel McCain with one of your terrible thought blasts! He is but a lowly mortal who does not comprehend your ontological and magisterial greatness!”

He can talk all he wants about Britney and Paris, but I don’t have time for that mess.” Of course you don’t. You’re too busy controlling the movements of the stars in the heavens.

The only reason that Obama’s still so upset about that Britney and Paris ad is because it successfully revealed what a flyweight Obama really is.  Most everyone else has moved on (Well, except for MoveOn.org).

Note to self: Call Barack Obama’s psychiatrist, and request that he double his meds. He is clearly beginning to become unhinged. Whatever cocoon he’s been in all his life did not prepare him for the real world.

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