Differences Between Conservatives And Liberals

Like most people, a great deal of what I receive in my email is junk.  But every now and then there’s that nugget of gold.

I’m not much of a “fowarder”-type, simply because I’m usually annoyed with what gets forwarded to me.  Still, some emails deserve preservation.  Hope you enjoy this one:



If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.

If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.

A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.

Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

(Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.

If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues.

I suppose this world, the things in it, and the treatment we receive in it, are all that matters to liberals because they have nothing beyond big government and their own egos to place their hopes in.

6 Responses to “Differences Between Conservatives And Liberals”

  1. HL Says:

    EXCELLENT!!! I’m grateful there a lot of good thinkers and writers out there.

  2. themadjewess Says:

    night and DAY, evil vs. GOOD.

  3. Michael Eden Says:

    The more the better. What we need is an avalanche of aware independent minds to start getting informed and change the leftwing slant that has dominated our mainline media for decades.

  4. Michael Eden Says:

    I’m with you, Mad Jewess (and understand “mad” to mean “angry,” rather than “nutty”).

    Isaiah 5:20 sheds light:

    “What sorrow for those who say that evil is good and good is evil, that dark is light and light is dark, that bitter is sweet and sweet is bitter” (NLT).

    Denying the transcendent, “God’s-eye” view of reality, and the Word of God that reveals it to mankind, is the first step towards 1) evil, and 2) stupidity.

    In embracing a radically flawed and perverted worldview, liberals have literally willed themselves to be stupid.

  5. themadjewess Says:

    Right on, Mike Eden, I am VERY angry.

    Revelation 21
    1And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.

    2And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.

    3And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God.
    —————————-Thank GOD, I wish it was ALREADY here!

  6. Michael Eden Says:

    Mad Jewess,

    For all of our very righteous anger over the election and governance of this failed president, you bring out the one thing I want Christians to know: that we have nothing to fear. Because this nation and planet Barry Hussein is screwing up isn’t ultimately going to be our home.

    Fight for the truth, and be angry and filled with zeal for the cause of righteousness. But let us fight as soon-to-be residents of heaven.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: