What’s Wrong With The Obama Stamp?

The  Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of  President Obama on it.  Subsequently, it was noticed that  the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.  This enraged the  President, who demanded a full investigation.  After a  month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional  spending, a special Presidential commission presented the  following findings:

The stamp is in perfect  order.
There  is nothing wrong with the glue.
People  are spitting on the wrong  side.

The United States Postal Service providing instructions with every sheet of Obama stamps advising customers to spit on the other side of the stamp.  But most customers continued spitting on the Obama face side of the stamp.

Finally, after another $2 million in spending, the Post Office suggested that people spit on both sides of the stamp.

The Obama stamp is now working quite well.

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