Nancy Pelosi: Thanks To ObamaCare, Useless Freeloaders Can Parastically Suck The System Dry

Nancy Pelosi was in her usual form recently when she came out with this gem:

( – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said this week that thanks to the new health-care reform law, musicians and other creative types could quit their jobs and focus on developing their talents because taxpayers would fund their health care coverage.
“We see it as an entrepreneurial bill,” Pelosi said, “a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care.” 

Thank God.  I thought I’d have to do something useful with my life.  Now I’m free to pursue my life’s dream of playing the Kazoo, smoking dope, and sleeping all day.  And you should see the race car art I draw with crayons.

I’m a Renaissance man: musican, artist, freeloader, wastoid.

I am just so happy that I can parasitically suck off the valuable labors of others, so that I can continue to be a self-absorbed jerk.

I am so glad that society will reward my pursuit of total worthlessness.

In fact, I’m going to encourage my entire family to pursue their talent; that way you can support FIVE of us!!!

I think that Obama should keep up his good work, and force all businesses to keep paying all the useless deadweight around them, too (at least until they go belly up and close).  I mean, after all, Nancy Pelosi calls this “entrepreneurial.” It must be good for businesses too, right?

And if this is good for government and good for businesses, heck, it must be good for households, too.  I’m going to quit buying my own food and start showing up at other people’s homes.  Those selfish rat bastards have been hoarding their food and only giving it to their own children.  I should count at least as much.

After all, I’m a musician.

America: home of the brave the lowest common denominator.

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6 Responses to “Nancy Pelosi: Thanks To ObamaCare, Useless Freeloaders Can Parastically Suck The System Dry”

  1. HL Says:

    This post is HILARIOUS! My husband and I laughed out loud.

    Pelosi is delusional and idiotic, absolutely idiotic, YET at this point in time…….in power. Scary combination. Ugh!

    Thanks for the laugh.

  2. Michael Eden Says:

    Thanks for laughing, HL – even if the joke will be on us unless we can defund or repeal this deplorable monstrosity.

    I remember a photo of Benito Mussolini taken by Life Magazine in the 40s. He’s wearing this ridiculously elaborate uniform, and he’s puffing himself up to look as impressive as he possibly can.

    And it was funny to the point of hilarious.

    I mean, don’t get me wrong. The guy was a fascist dictator and a brutal thug. Nothing funny in what he was.

    It was in trying to present himself as something he was not that he made himself a caricature and a joke.

    I think that’s what Pelosi managed to accomplish, also.

  3. delal Says:

    This hard shift to the left is a blessing in disguise for our country. Though painful for now – this insanity is providing a much needed lesson for many in this country. Citizens are now – once again – being taught what socialism is all about. Sadly many forgot or never paid any attention to history.

    We will recover. Together we will whittle down this monstrosity of a government. We’ll get back to sanity and what has made this country great!

  4. Michael Eden Says:

    That’s more or less Glenn Beck’s view, too. I hope that it’s right. And the trends right now would seem to indicate that it is.

    Sometimes it takes a slap in the face to wake us up. Right now we’re getting slapped around like that teacher dished out to that public school kid on the video.

    The government that gets out of the way of a free people, and allows them to produce wealth, will be the government that finally succeeds in this country. Until the American people realize that, and put aside the moral stupidity of political correctness, we will fail, and continue to fail more and more.

  5. Wayne Walter Says:

    What twisted minds vote for Nancy Pelosi ?
    How could it be that we working / contributing Americans are subject to politics like Pelosi, Biden, Feinstein, Reid and Obama?
    America and its working class cannot stand for long with those idiots in control of our federal govt. They say that we need to bail them out by paying more taxes so that they can continue to steal and waste it.
    Maybe I’ll quit my job and go on welfare where I’ll get everything I need served to me courtesy of the US Taxpayer.
    Eventually there will be no one left to pay taxes, everyone will leach off of the govt entitlement system, with no taxpayers remaining to rob, the funding will eventually dry up. What then?
    Will China take over and care for us spoiled entitled Americans? Will there be civil unrest and civil war? The bottom line is that those that are supporting the federal govt under the current administration are systematically bringing America and its people down.

  6. Michael Eden Says:

    Wayne Walter,

    Here’s another way to think of people who work hard and save so liberals can tax you and redistribute your hard-earned money in exhange for votes: suckers.

    In this day and age you are either a parasite or a host.

    And it’s a damn site easier to be a parasite.

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