Obama’s India Trip, Sung To The Tune Of ‘The Twelve Days Of Christmas’

Obama’s ten day India Trip, to the sung to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas:”

On the first day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
the coconuts removed from the trees

On the second day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
forty big jets
and the coconuts removed from the trees

On the third day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
6 armoured cars
34 warships
and the coconuts removed from the trees

On the fourth day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
1 aircraft carrier
500 agents
personal chefs
and the coconuts removed from the trees

On the fifth day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
Two command posts
Three Marine One copters
30 sniffer doggies
45 vehicles
and the coconuts removed from the trees

On the sixth day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
200 big business bosses
their secretaries
150 journalists
200 personal staffers
One ‘Barack Mobile’
and the coconuts removed from the trees

On the seventh day of vacation
my taxpayes sent to me:
five Boeing 747s
inner and outer cordons
airspaces sealed
traffic restricted
sea lanes shut down
electronic signals jammed
and the coconuts removed from the trees

On the eighth day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
Protection from monkeys
A giant carbon footprint
[but even so] ‘green’ treaties
meaningless agreements
outer space colluding
inflated job claims
many boring speeches
and the coconuts removed from the trees

On the ninth day of vacation
my taxpayers gave to me:
one extravagant tunnel
12 feet by 12 feet
a kilometer long
with air conditioning
and TV cameras
heavily guarded
bomb proofed for my safety
just so I can see a museum
and the coconuts removed from the trees

On the tenth day of vacation
my taxpayers sent to me:
6,000 Americans
850 hotel rooms
One presidential suite
the Taj Mahal
every 5-star hotel
the banquet halls
all the fancy restaurants
mind-boggling chutzpah
on the taxpayers’ dime
and the coconuts removed from the trees