Obama Wishes He Was President Of China (And So Do I)

I remember once attending a lecture from the great analytic philosopher Alvin Plantinga.  He told a couple of good jokes.  One of them was a chance encounter with a mathematician at a university who worked with a fellow professor who was a solipsist.  For the record, solipsism is basically the belief that only your own mind exists, and that basically everyone and everything else around you is a figment of your imagination.  Plantinga was fascinated with this, and asked the mathematician what it was like working with someone who literally believed you didn’t exist.  And the mathematician said, “It’s okay, I suppose.  We tend to take pretty good care of him, because if anything were to ever happen to him, that would be it for the rest of us.”

Philosophers love jokes like that.

Barack Obama is so incredibly narcissistic that you begin to wonder if he’s like that mathematician, and thinks that only he exists, or that only he matters.

Everything revolves around this guy’s pathologically and malingnantly narcissistic ego.  Case in point:

President of China?
Obama’s lament.
9:01 AM, Mar 11, 2011 • By WILLIAM KRISTOL

“Mr. Obama has told people that it would be so much easier to be the president of China. As one official put it, ‘No one is scrutinizing Hu Jintao’s words in Tahrir Square.’”

  “Obama Seeks a Course of Pragmatism in the Middle East,” The New York Times, March 11, 2011.

Mr. Obama is right.

If you’re president of China, people around the world who are fighting for freedom don’t really expect you to help. If you’re president of China, you don’t have to put up with annoying off-year congressional elections, and then negotiate your budget with a bunch of gun-and-religion-clinging congressmen and senators. If you’re president of China, you can fund your national public radio to your heart’s content. And if you’re president of China, when you host a conference on bullying in schools, people take you seriously.

Unfortunately for him and us, Barack Obama is president of the United States. That job brings with it certain special responsibilities. It’s a tough job—maybe tougher than being president of China. But Barack Obama ran for president of the United States. Maybe he should start behaving as one.

It is just so appropriate that Obama would say something so monumentally stupid and so pathologically self-absorbed on the day when our allies in Japan suffer a massive catastrophic tsunami in which 88,000 people are missing and their nuclear reactors could literally melt down and spew unprecedented disaster

The people of Japan just survived a massive 8.9 earthquake.  Then they managed to live through a gigantic wall of water from a tsunami.  And if that wasn’t bad enough, they then found out that they would be trapped in the wreckage of their homes – unable to either leave or be rescued – because of radiation leaks resulting from a nuclear meltdown.  And what do these people say?  “Poor Barry Obama-san!  We are very fortunate indeed that we do not have the difficulties of his life!  We have no food, no clothes, no place to sleep and we are sick from radiation; but at least we are not being scrutinized!”

I mean, who cares about everybody else; it’s clearly all about Barry Hussein and the hard time he’s having in the job he told so many lies to get.  Wah!

It’s rather obvious that we should all have a serious pity party for this loser.  Only he matters, after all.

I’ve got a few suggestions beyond Kristol’s for Barry H.  First of all, he could quit.  I for one wouldn’t complain, especially if Obama took his fellow incompetent Joe Biden with him and allowed John Boehner to cry at his swearing-in ceremony.  Because as much as that man might cry, at least he doesn’t whine.

The second thing I have to point out is that here we’ve got Obama publicly wishing he were the tyrant totalitarian dictator of a communist country.  I think the fact that he’s plagued with a democratic republic – which he despises – is finally getting to him.  Why can’t he run over his dissenters with tanks like the Chinese leaders can, he apparently wonders.  Because, you know, Barry, the reason they don’t scrutinize  the Chinese dictator’s words in Tahrir Square is the same reason they didn’t scrutinize the Chinese dictator’s words following the events in another square – Tiananmen Square and the Tiananmen Square Massacre, to be precise.

And I know that you would crave nothing more – you Marxist-fascist tin-plated tyrant – than to be able to “punish your enemies” the way the Chinese presidents do it.

Another thing I would point out is that maybe the reason people aren’t scrutinizing Hu Jintao’s words as much as they are yours is because Hu Jintao tells the truth more than you do.  Maybe if you told the damn truth just once people would stop finding out that, sure enough, you lied to us again.

I mean, Barry Hussein’s lies go up to like 1,600 by now.  This is a guy who is somehow even lying if he tells you he’s lying.

And we’re not supposed to “scrutinize” him?  I mean, seriously?

One of Obama’s lies was about “unparalleled transparency.”  Remember that one?  Now the same guy who talked about being the most transparent president in the history of the world is whining about being scrutinized, as if this lying little weasel can’t stand it that someone would have actually taken one of his galling and unmitigated lies seriously.  And the end result is – fittingly – stories like this one.

“When I promised you unparalleled transparency, what I meant was how dare you examine what I’m constantly trying to do behind your backs!”

Another thing I would point out is that maybe they don’t scrutinize Hu Jintao so much because, unlike you, Barry Hussein, Hu Jintao is not an absolute hypocrite of rarefied proportions.

Oh, and for the record, neither is John Boehner – especially when compared to Tsarina Pelosi.

Lastly, it would be nice if Obama were the president of China.  That way he could destroy China, which – according to Obama’s own intelligence chief is basically our worst enemy which is out to destroy us – and we wouldn’t have a complete moral moron completely imploding the most powerful nation in the history of the world in only four miserable years.

So get your skinny butt out of the White House and go pout to China.  Go away mad, but please just go away.  Sadly, the Chinese people are far too smart to make the same O.B.A.M.A. (as in, “One Big Ass Mistake, America”) as the American people stupidly made by giving you a job.

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8 Responses to “Obama Wishes He Was President Of China (And So Do I)”

  1. HL Says:

    Flash: I WISH YOU WEREN’T PRESIDENT OF THE USA TOO, OBAMA!
    YOU have NO idea how I wish it!
    Do us all a BIG FAVOR and RESIGN!

    WHAT a JERK this Imposter is!!! Seriously, he just goes from bad to worse and then starts the depressing cycle all over again.

    Does one have to produce a long form birth certificate to be dictator of China????

  2. Michael Eden Says:

    Does one have to produce a long form birth certificate to be dictator of China????</blockquote>

    I’m not certain, but I am guessing that one probably does.

    Sorry, Barry Hussein.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    First, I’m pretty sure that was a joke. He is allowed to do that. I’m not saying it absolutely was, but the only sources I can find whatsoever on this have a strong conservative bias.

    Second, “Barry Hussein”?

    Congratulations on proving yourself to unarguably be a bigoted, fundamentalist idiot. I cannot take you seriously.

    Third, Obama’s birth certificate has been available for years: http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/birthcertificate.asp

  4. Michael Eden Says:

    First, how in the hell do you know what Obama said was a joke, other than that you are a bigoted, foundationless fool? Why should I take seriously someone who assures me of something he clearly doesn’t know to be the case?

    Second, Barack Hussein Obama. Barry Hussein. Sorry you couldn’t make that mental stretch.

    Third, other than the fact that my article never mentions birth certificates, Obama HAS NEVER SHOWN his long form birth certificate, which every baby born in a US hospital would have. And further, there’s this little problem:

    Hawaii governor can’t find Obama birth certificate

    Hawaii governor hasn’t found Obama’s birth certificate yet

    Hawaii Governor Can’t Find Obama’s Birth Certificate

  5. Stuart Weiss Says:

    Mr. Eden

    I get it and want to send to liberal friends. Unfortunately included
    is the “Birther” argument which I feel a monumental waste of time
    and coat-hook where progressives can “hang hat” and demur. You?

    Am pleased at the format for answering readers. Wish more might follow this lead.

  6. Michael Eden Says:

    Stuart,

    I don’t understand. If you are accusing me of “including” the “birther” argument in this article, could you show me where I do so?

    On the whole, I haven’t done much on the whole “birther” thing. I don’t know WHERE Obama was born, frankly, but I also recognize that if one is not a lawyer (with access to Obama’s records) or a document expert (and thus able to professionally establish the legitimacy or lack thereof of said records), there is little point in getting into the hornet’s nest of “the birther argument.” And fwiw, I am neither a lawyer nor a document expert.

  7. peter Says:

    No we DON’T want this dick head, if he becomes president of China I will kill him immediately.
    You Americans keep him, better put leash on his neck so this idiot wont piss around.

  8. Michael Eden Says:

    I guess that’s why Russia and China and Iran are running circles around us right now.

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