Obama Rips Off Jeff Foxworthy For His I Believe Ad Campaign

Obama has a new campaign called “I believe.”

Where have I heard that line before?

Obama’s got his own “I believe” routine.  But it’s not nearly as funny:

Looking for a little bit of that Olympics magic, President Barack Obama’s reelection campaign will run an ad highlighting his middle class-focused economic pitch during the opening ceremonies of the 2012 Summer Games in London.

“We’re a nation of workers and doers and dreamers. We work hard for what we get. And all we ask for is that our hard work pays off,” Obama says in the 33-second commercial.

“I believe that the way you grow the economy is from the middle, out. I believe in fighting for the middle class, ’cause if they’re prospering, all of us will prosper. That’s the idea of America, and that’s why America is the greatest nation on Earth!”

Jeff Foxworthy: “I believe … that the only thing worse than having diarrhea is trying to have it quietly in a public place.”

The fact that Jeff Foxworthy is talking about nasty turds is only a coincidence and most surely has nothing to do with the turd a.k.a. Barack Obama.

Let me try this “I believe” stuff:

I believe that while you can say ‘The only thing better than pizza is MORE pizza,’ you can’t say that about Obama’s socialism.”

I believe that presidents who spend their entire four years in office wildly failing shouldn’t be spending their entire campaign warchest trying to insinuate that your opponent is less than perfect.”

Okay, okay, I agree: Jeff Foxworthy is better about making statements about Obama trying to be quiet in public places.

The fact of the matter is that Obama is “not paying off” very well for most Americans.  And I believe that we need four more years of Obama the way we need more taxes, more failed business, more people on foodstamps and more people filing for disability because Obama has crippled them economically.

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4 Responses to “Obama Rips Off Jeff Foxworthy For His I Believe Ad Campaign”

  1. ukiah spirit Says:

    I believe all Repubicans are turds. One of the biggest being the wrilt of this blog. TURD!
    You’re lower than whale shit asshole.
    When was the last time you counted your toes and got the same number twice?
    Conservate fool.

  2. Michael Eden Says:

    ukiah spirit,

    Well, you’re clearly one whose opinion matters greatly, given how you carefully weigh your views and present so much evidence to support those views.

    Coming from an idiot whose messiah and whose party are double counting not ten toes but HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, you are an astonishing idiot.

    And coming to my blog merely to personally attack me without offering so much as a SHRED of argument for your position gets you blocked. Because cockroaches like you who don’t bother with facts or evidence are the last creatures I want inhabiting this blog and wasting my time.

  3. Mr. Progressive Says:

    You are the idiot Michael. Obama did a hell of a job with disgusting mess Dubya handed off to him.

  4. Michael Eden Says:

    Mr. Progressive,

    If the labor participation rate were the same that Dubya handed off to Obama, your messiah would have an 11.6% unemployment rate right now. Instead, the rate of Americans of working age who actually have a damn JOB under Obama is the lowest it has been since Carter (notice, NOT BUSH YOU DUMBASS) was screwing up the universe.

    I’m betting that 8th grade math kicks your idiot ass almost as bad as it kicks your messiah’s ass.

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