This Explains Why Our Economy Is Terrible But Obama Thinks It’s Good: Obama Openly Admits That He’s ‘Pretty Lost’ With Math Beyond The 7th Grade Level

I recall a movie I saw years back called “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.”  There was this giant character named “Blaster” who was the thug muscle for a brainy little monster who called himself “Master”:

Well, Mad Max fought Blaster in a death match and managed to win when he discovered that Blaster was vulnerable to a dog whistle.  He knocked Blaster’s helmet off and discovered the truth:

Blaster wasn’t really a monster; he was just an oversized idiot.  And you couldn’t hold Blaster responsible for merely doing what smarter people who manipulated a feeble mind told him to do.

Perhaps I owe Obama an apology.  He isn’t the evil tyrant Pharaoh that I assumed he was.  No, Barack Obama is merely an idiot who doesn’t even know how to damn count:

Obama Admits He Is Lost When It Comes To Math Beyond 7th Grade
10-26-2012, 01:28 AM

Now I understand why Obama doesn’t understand the math when Romney was trying to explain to him in the debates how he planned to reduce the debt. He kept saying it doesn’t add up and it won’t work. Maybe it won’t work because he doesn’t understand it. The fact is Obama admits he struggles with math past the 7th grade. I’m not kidding…

No wonder he doesn’t want to turn over his college records.

Go to the 3:38 mark of this you tube video and you’ll hear proof when Obama answered questions from the audience asked by Jay Leno.

Obama in his own words at 3:40:

Well, the math stuff, I was fine with up until about… 7th grade.  But Malia’s now a freshman in high school, and, um, I’m pretty lost.”

No, you’re just hopelessly confused, Barry H.  It is THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA that is “pretty lost” under your failed leadership.

This gets us back to Clint Eastwood and his discussion with the Empty Chair-in-Chief.

I told a joke that we can know safely say was a very relevant parable about the Barack Obama regime:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘post turtle’.’

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was. The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.’

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain.

‘You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!.’

The question at this point isn’t whether Obama is fit to be president of the United States; it is rather who’s the damn puppet master who stuck a man who can’t even understand his daughter’s 7th grade homework into the presidency.

I guaran-damn-tee you that Mitt Romney won’t be thwarted by math that a child ought to be able to understand.

And just in case some toxic racist bigot wants to try to drag me into the racsit sewer he or she lives in because I questioned the intelligence of a man who is half black, allow me to point out that another former CEO and Republican presidential candidate named Herman Cain wouldn’t have been stymied by 8th grade math, either.

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