Obama’s ‘New Beginning’ Chickens Finally Coming Home To Roost As More Than 20 Muslim Countries Violently Riot Against America

Here are some things Messiah Obama said in his grand “Apologize for America” speech in Cairo back in 2009:

• I’ve come here to Cairo to seek a new beginning between the United States and Muslims around the world, one based on mutual interest and mutual respect…
• So I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed. That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as President of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.
• Nine-eleven was an enormous trauma to our country.  The fear and anger that it provoked was understandable, but in some cases, it led us to act contrary to our traditions and our ideals.  We are taking concrete actions to change course.  I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States, and I have ordered the prison at Guantanamo Bay closed by early next year.

Obama ordered Gitmo to be closed by early next year, he said in June 2009.  But it’s kind of weird; here it is September 2012 and APPARENTLY SOMEHOW NOBODY BOTHERED TO LISTEN TO HIS STUPID ORDER.

That and the fact that our hoity-toity, self-righteous, sanctimonious little weasel-in-chief proclaimed America an evil nation of torturers and hypocrites who threw our traditions and ideals in the garbage can until Mr. Messiah the Magnificent came along as the “better angel of our nature.”  And of course Obama is very sorry for the evil torturer nation of reprobate hypocrites that America was before it traded Jesus for him but as our new messiah Obama promises we’ll never be evil or torturers or throw away our traditions and ideals ever again.

We’re so very sorry for getting angry that you attacked us and murdered 3,000 of us.  It was very un-American for us to get pissed and rise up, just as it was un-American when we responded to the Pearl Harbor attack by spending the next four tradition- and ideal-shattering years  kicking Japan’s ass across the Pacific.  But don’t you worry, Muslim world, under my magnificence, America will take concrete actions to change course so we never ever try to defend ourselves ever again.

Obama tells us that he was UNIQUELY qualified (which I suppose is why he’s such a messiah) by his own personal wonderfulness to bridge the gulf between Western Civilization and Muhammad and between Christianity and Islam.  He promised to give the world a “new beginning.”

And it’s just so damn wonderful.  I can’t tell you how many warm fuzzies I have.

Until I think about the fact that it was and is and will always be a projectile-vomiting joke.

More than 20 Muslim countries are violently rioting against the Great Satan right now.  Which can only mean that George W. Bush must still be president, I suppose.

If you would like to understand what is happening in the Middle East and why it is happening, watch this: you’ll learn more in 2 minutes than you’ve learned from Obama in four years.

Given the sheer audacity of arrogance that characterized Obama’s “Bush broke the world and I’m here to fix it” bovine feces, it’s actually kind of funny that Muslims actually have a higher approval of George W. Bush than they do of Barack Hussein Obama:

Perceptions of the U.S. and President Barack Obama have nosedived in the Arab World to levels lower than during the Bush administration, a remarkable reversal for Obama, who made a speech vowing a new era of relations with the Arab world shortly after being elected.